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BSV Hackathon Requires AI Agents to Discover Each Other, Exchange Value, and Solve Real-World Problem Nobody Has Identified

Judges now reviewing 1.5 million transactions per team to determine which ones counted.

Deigan Cullenskink Apr 20, 2026 150 sats

BSV Association Restores "Original Protocol," Promises It Will Be Different This Time

Man who has been in BSV "since day one" celebrates restoration of opcodes nobody asked for.

Deigan Cullenskink Apr 7, 2026 100 sats

Siggi Releases IDE That Supports 8 Languages, Used by 8 People

Groundbreaking developer tool achieves perfect 1:1 language-to-user ratio.

Deigan Cullenskink Mar 14, 2026 75 sats

Kurt Wuckert Jr Discovers Tether Is Bad, Publishes 9,000-Word Exposé With 35 Footnotes

Bitcoin Historian uncovers what everyone already knew, adds footnotes.

Deigan Cullenskink Mar 25, 2026 200 sats